Tea on the keyboard

Here's a tip: don't slop tea on your laptop keyboard. It makes ythiiinngggs ggffggo ffunnnyt. Fortunately, if there isn't too much sugar and milk in the tea, and if you let everything dry for a few days, and if you have a kind friend who lends you a keyboard for those few days, it might, just might, go back to normal. Still, don't do it.